Bollywood Monster Mashup - Wedding Rant II

2017

Watch comedian Amish Patel’s follow-up rant on brown weddings!

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hey everybody my name is ameesha Patel

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and this is a little video for the

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Bollywood monster mashup festival

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there’s another one in our marriage

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series and this is about arranged

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marriage propaganda multi-billion dollar

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industry and i just want to show you one

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element of it that i think is beautiful

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and i’ve chosen one element from one

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show good children pyaar ke SI b the

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show is basically fifty shades of grey

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but there’s a mom in it never thought

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that that twist could exist in arranged

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marriage propaganda it’s the only way so

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step one for creating perfect arranged

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marriage propaganda is you have to

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create the perfect son let me introduce

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you to Dave it’s Dave it’s a brown Dave

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he is so perfect that I’m gonna give you

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a warning now if you’re a mother you

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might not love your son after seeing

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this little montage perfect job buys a

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house strong family values handsome look

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at him I mean it just so much to be

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proud of as a mother most important

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thing you need to know about Dave though

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is that he loves his mom a lot okay take

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it easy guys

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Oh get a room get a room I mean look at

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this scene where she kind of has like an

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accident like Keith this gives herself a

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little burnt oh look at how he flips out

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on everyone it’s not even their fault

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she did it like take it easy dude she’s

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got it she’s even telling him she’s got

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it here’s the best part okay that’s in

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the first episode next episode opens

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he’s still helping mom with the burn he

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loves her so much in fact he loves her

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so much that I don’t even see how

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there’s any room for a woman like to me

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it’s like this is the love interest when

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you’re dating a lot of advice that

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people give to women is you know make

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sure he’s nice to his mom then you’ll

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know how he’s gonna treat you maybe

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after she dies because this is a red

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flag level of loving your mom this is

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basically like with a little change in

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music this is psycho but it’s only

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psycho in America in India that’s like

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the perfect like oh what a great son

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luckily though eventually the beautiful

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love interest comes through look at her

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she’s gorgeous goddamn it

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beautiful things like this happen yessuh

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puts the kid she has the flowers she’s

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like that’s what love is oh my god whoa

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didn’t see that coming who saw that

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coming let’s see that again BAM out of

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nowhere they just wait a minute why is

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he sad even before why is he sad oh my

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god the MA he planned to hit with his

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mom he’s getting sad in advance cuz he’s

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like no Baba not again anyway guys there

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is so much arranged marriage propaganda

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to go through like I said the beginning

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I wanted to get to the marriage part but

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there was so much just on the mom butt

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we will get to things like this talk

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about and this

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hey anyway that’s part one of our

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arranged marriage propaganda video hope

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you enjoyed it it’s part of our marriage

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series for the Bollywood monster mash up

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the largest south asian festival in

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canada guys check out all the dates

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there’s going to be incredible concerts

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comedy shows all of that good stuff in

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branson mississauga details in the

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comments section below ok bye guys let

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me

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