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guys all the way from New York City

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seeing on the comedy network in the

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Cardinal Brian show go crazy everybody

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for Aparna nancherla I don’t like to

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Google before the first date like I’m

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kind of old-fashioned like I feel like

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some things you should save for marriage

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you know I actually now use my stand-up

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comedy in my dating profiles the first

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thing is a video like I do comedy you

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can check it out here

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really yeah see me see me first if

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you’re into if you’re not into it really

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what’s not waste time you know what I

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mean I got asked out on LinkedIn

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oh that site is really reaching now did

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you just like get indoors for dinner

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that’s fun but unless you’re auditioning

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for a reality show like would it like

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honesty on a first date no thanks like I

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call me crazy but I feel like dating is

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you know dating it to me is kind of like

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a used car like you wait until it’s sold

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before you start revealing everything

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that’s wrong with it men are so

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obviously shallow the women are shallow

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too

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oh we’re very shallow too and it’s

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totally shallow oh I think it’s honest

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it’s like hair oh yeah and then this was

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the worst thing you said like I feel

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like pretty much the night just became

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like an Amazon algorithm where he was

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just also like you might also not like

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the next thing I’m gonna say

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no didn’t happen I I’m not yeah me

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neither didn’t happen I mean I haven’t

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been trying oh you have a drink we

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eventually ran out of everything to talk

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about like I believe we discussed the

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level of our waters I feel like

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comedians should date doctors because

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comedians have broke our broken have

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lots of time doctors have too much money

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in no time I’m telling you this is a

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good dating site

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doctors and canoes what would you have

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them upload a recent set yeah yeah yeah

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they gotta upload say the doctors have

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to upload their medical horrible I am

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recently still single

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thank you sometimes like when you’re

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walking around the city you get stuck

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walking behind couples on the sidewalk

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it’s like prime couple season right now

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and you know you try to get around them

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but then you can’t because their love is

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so strong

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if you’re just caught walking in the

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credits of their movie

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you

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