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hey everybody my name is ameesha Patel
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and this is a little video for the
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Bollywood monster mashup festival
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there’s another one in our marriage
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series and this is about arranged
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marriage propaganda multi-billion dollar
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industry and i just want to show you one
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element of it that i think is beautiful
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and i’ve chosen one element from one
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show good children pyaar ke SI b the
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show is basically fifty shades of grey
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but there’s a mom in it never thought
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that that twist could exist in arranged
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marriage propaganda it’s the only way so
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step one for creating perfect arranged
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marriage propaganda is you have to
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create the perfect son let me introduce
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you to Dave it’s Dave it’s a brown Dave
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he is so perfect that I’m gonna give you
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a warning now if you’re a mother you
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might not love your son after seeing
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this little montage perfect job buys a
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house strong family values handsome look
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at him I mean it just so much to be
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proud of as a mother most important
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thing you need to know about Dave though
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is that he loves his mom a lot okay take
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it easy guys
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Oh get a room get a room I mean look at
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this scene where she kind of has like an
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accident like Keith this gives herself a
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little burnt oh look at how he flips out
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on everyone it’s not even their fault
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she did it like take it easy dude she’s
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got it she’s even telling him she’s got
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it here’s the best part okay that’s in
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the first episode next episode opens
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he’s still helping mom with the burn he
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loves her so much in fact he loves her
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so much that I don’t even see how
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there’s any room for a woman like to me
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it’s like this is the love interest when
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you’re dating a lot of advice that
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people give to women is you know make
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sure he’s nice to his mom then you’ll
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know how he’s gonna treat you maybe
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after she dies because this is a red
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flag level of loving your mom this is
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basically like with a little change in
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music this is psycho but it’s only
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psycho in America in India that’s like
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the perfect like oh what a great son
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luckily though eventually the beautiful
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love interest comes through look at her
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she’s gorgeous goddamn it
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beautiful things like this happen yessuh
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puts the kid she has the flowers she’s
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like that’s what love is oh my god whoa
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didn’t see that coming who saw that
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coming let’s see that again BAM out of
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nowhere they just wait a minute why is
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he sad even before why is he sad oh my
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god the MA he planned to hit with his
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mom he’s getting sad in advance cuz he’s
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like no Baba not again anyway guys there
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is so much arranged marriage propaganda
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to go through like I said the beginning
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I wanted to get to the marriage part but
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there was so much just on the mom butt
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we will get to things like this talk
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about and this
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hey anyway that’s part one of our
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arranged marriage propaganda video hope
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you enjoyed it it’s part of our marriage
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series for the Bollywood monster mash up
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the largest south asian festival in
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canada guys check out all the dates
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there’s going to be incredible concerts
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comedy shows all of that good stuff in
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branson mississauga details in the
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comments section below ok bye guys let
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me
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