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hey everybody my name is a Mitch fatel

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and these are the brown wedding racket

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rants a series of videos where I talk

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about brown weddings all the things I

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love and all the ways that they’re at

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racket mostly about why they’re a bloody

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racket the inspiration for this series

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comes from a guy I know who spent 90

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thousand dollars on a wedding and then

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eight months later he was divorced you

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think he learned his lesson nope two

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years later got married again him and

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his dad needed to learn that lesson

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because I’m pretty sure his dad paid for

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the whole thing fool me into spending a

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hundred thousand dollars on a wedding

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adult dress-up day once shame on you

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fool me into spending a hundred thousand

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dollars on a doll dressup Detroit come

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on that’s his fault right how could he

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be so grain wash and it’s not even just

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him cuz the dad has to spend money the

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first time he was getting married the

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dad was telling everyone how he doesn’t

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think the wife’s any good he’s like I

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don’t she says she’s I don’t know

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something funny why’d you spend ninety

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thousand that’s crazy to me two years

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later do the whole thing over again you

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think they could have gone back to the

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same people said hey hey remember the

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first time we were getting married and

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told us that you have the most special

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way to do something and it’s only once

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in your life well it turns out it’s

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going to be twice in my life you think

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we can get a little discount on this

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nothing still 90 thousand dollars and I

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I couldn’t imagine someone being fooled

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twice like that and then I started to

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hear the eighth okay okay they’re mine

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get there they’re here I can hear them

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right now hey hey hey hey six month your

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turn stop it see what happens is if

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you’re Brown you start going to these

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Indian weddings from the tender age of

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about twelve and a couple of things

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start happening one between 12 and 16

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you’ll start drinking at a open bar

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Indian wedding too there’s like 800

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people there of the 800 people about 600

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people will do the same joke they come

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up to you and they giggle and go hey oh

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my god hey when you’re done hey you can

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sit down with it then you’re

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and that’s the joke it’s not even really

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a joke it’s just them asking you the

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question over and over again then you

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start to realize that being brown and

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being gujarati it’s like you’re in the

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high-pressure sales organization you’re

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having the beers you’re having a little

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paneer and what they’re really saying

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when they say hey when you’re done what

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they’re saying is hey pal coffee’s for

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closers you gonna get married get

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someone pregnant because the beer in the

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paneer both foreclosures pal let’s go

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you’re on the clock it’s not free and

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you would think that it ends once you’re

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married this really happened again true

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story I’m at one of these weddings and

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in a sea of thousands of people asking

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thousands of younger people hey when

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you’re 10 min you getting medi this girl

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we know she gained a little bit of

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weight after her marriage so some other

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woman pierces through the thousands of

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voices saying hey when you’re done

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pierces through say hey you pregnant

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like that like all excited and then the

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girl was like no and then the ante was

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like you sure getting fat little bit and

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then the girl goes no no I’m not

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pregnant yeah I gained a couple pounds

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right the woman says oh yeah getting fed

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for nothing just in front of everyone

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here’s what happens though eventually it

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builds up and this is why the double

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marriage guy that I was telling you

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about here’s the difference between him

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and me right because you go to these

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weddings like I said 9,000 times in the

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night you’re gonna hate when your turn

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and then eventually it builds and it

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builds and you’re like now shut up

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they’re everywhere and you come out of

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it and there’s two ways you can go you

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either drink the kool-aid you do a

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double marriage like the double marriage

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guy or you’re like me and now the whole

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thing backfires and I have like a

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million reasons why nobody should ever

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get married it’s crazy I’m like an

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encyclopedia of like why getting married

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is the dumbest thing anyone could ever

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do I’m like an in I have an encyclopedia

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like knowledge of it in fact when I see

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a brown person get married I think poor

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thing cracked into the pressure when

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someone white gets married I’m like what

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the hell are you getting married who

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told you to get married does anyone even

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care anyway in the void

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the madness every now and then you get a

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voice right he’s doing the same joke but

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eventually it builds up and it builds up

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and it builds up and eventually one guy

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well putting late hey hey me hey come

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here talk to mee Ling get done come here

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and then he pulls you in then he’ll do

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what I call marriage mass Brown marriage

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math okay this is how the brown marriage

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math goes okay listen to me okay when I

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was 19 I have three kid okay by the time

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I’m 40 they 20 okay now they get marry

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have good 60 I have granted now done

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yeah now you’re done now the whole

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country is done we’ve got them

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overpopulated billion people in India

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you got enough I think you’re being a

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little greedy anyway this series of

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videos is about all of the craziness of

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a brown wedding all the madness I’m

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gonna tell you guys about things you

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might not even know about them yet first

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of all the invitations five dollars

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apiece send them out to 800 people

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ridiculous you think that’s too much now

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people are doing wedding trailers you

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made a trailer for your goddamn wedding

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you gotta cater for a whole week people

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gotta fly in do you know that people

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have jobs now anyway these are all

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things that i’m gonna be talking about

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in this series of videos hey everybody

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thanks for watching the intro video to

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the brown wedding racket rants make sure

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see more of the videos if you have any

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crazy wedding things that you want to

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comments section below and it’ll include

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them in the next video or tell me that

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you think I’m being a big negative then

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I’ll dress up as my uncle and I’ll read

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