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hey guys look at that its simplest its

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beauty nowadays what are they doing in

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Bollywood they’re just kissing on the

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lips right but back then they left it up

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to your imagination you can imagine this

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to be whatever you want it’s a beautiful

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symbol to me of something special anyway

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guys thanks for watching this video I am

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doing this video for the Bollywood

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monster mashup press for the largest

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south asian festival in canada and since

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i am running their stand-up comedy show

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it’s actually the fourth year in a row

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now I thought I’d brush up on my

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Bollywood and i gotta say i was a little

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bit shocked at something back when i

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watched it it was kind of like this look

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at this scene that we showed at the

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beginning they left it up to the

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imagination there was symbolism you

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interpret this however you want he’s

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going in and out of this magical flower

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what does that mean to you it could mean

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anything I remember a special wholesome

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time in Bollywood there was no kissing

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on the lips you could mud wrestle

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you could feed each other fruit

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strawberry or okay an apple circle maybe

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pour milk on each other that’s fine too

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maybe chocolate sauce on a piece of

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sliced cheese oh yeah ahhhh oh my

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goodness that’s beautiful wow that’s

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weird but one thing that I never thought

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I’d see in Bollywood is kissing on the

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lips

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today we’re going to talk about the lost

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art of not kissing on the lips in

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Bollywood there’s four or five classic

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methods that I’ve discovered here and if

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you guys have more ideas for this you

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can send them to me in a link in the

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comment section but these are the four

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classic methods that I found and I just

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want to share it with you guys you know

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and maybe we can return Bollywood to a

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more wholesome time you might just think

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oh well don’t kiss on the lips then no

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no there’s a there’s an art to not

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kissing on the lips there’s different

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ways you could do it you can kiss all

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around

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this is a classic move right here kiss

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all around don’t go out the lips that’s

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okay neck cheeks forehead fine all of

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its fine how about this fake out like

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you thought they’re going to kiss oh

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that’s just part of the dance if you

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thought they were going to kiss that’s

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your problem that’s your you got to get

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your mind out of the gutter that’s just

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part of their dance they just go right

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up to each other in the dance

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and then they move away you got classic

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twist outs that i like to call twist

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outs are fantastic this is a move that

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goes back to the black-and-white era of

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Bollywood the old umbrella look at these

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guys having a good stroll having a sweet

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old time little privacy bring the

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umbrella down work here worked in the

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80s these guys are going a little risque

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you’re gonna put the umbrella down

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twirling what what’s going on behind

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there don’t worry about it look at this

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beautiful shot where they just pull a

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blanket over them you don’t know what’s

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going on under the blanket maybe they’re

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playing hide and seek you don’t know

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having a little Dutch oven oh oh they

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fell off got rowdy oh look the whole

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thing was a dream there’s no girl there

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it’s just him in this pillow and he

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really went at that pillow I think he’s

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a little rough I’d be careful with that

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one so the next time you’re watching a

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Bollywood movie and they just start

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kissing each other on the lips I want

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you to remember some of this beautiful

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artwork here that’s missing kissing so

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like everyone kisses don’t why are they

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I kind of like it I kind of like the non

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kiss anyway guys thanks for watching

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this video for the Bollywood monster

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mashup you guys are gonna have a blast

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at the festival check out all the

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details all that stuff is in the comment

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section below we’re gonna do tons more

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videos like this just Bollywood lessons

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if you guys have suggestions for me make

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sure you send a comment and a link and

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i’ll talk about whatever video you think

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i should talk about i’ll talk about that

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too i’ll talk about anything I mean it’s

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just endless thank you guys so much for

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watching and I’m gonna let this guy say

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bye bye miss good night see you again

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bye bye miss goodnight see you again

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give me link damn it

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